Name: Simon Michael Waehner

Instruments: Ukulele, guitar (electric and acoustic), banjo, nose flute

Favorite Bands: Frank Zappa & The Mothers, Django Reinhardt,

BB King, Howlin' Wolf, The Doors, John Coltrane, The Beatles, Crosby Stills & Nash,

Thelonious Monk, Grant Green, Louis Armstrong, Radiohead, The Flaming Lips,

Dick Dale & His Del-Tones, Led Zeppelin, Classical Grass, Primus, The White Stripes,

Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Rush, Alice in Chains, The Apples in Stereo,

Dread Zeppelin, Ben Folds, Elton John, Queen, Opeth, Porcupine Tree,

Meat Loaf, Barenaked Ladies, Jet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jimi Hendrix, Don Mclean,

Beck, Queens of the Stone Age, The Who, The Hives

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Simon was lured into Zach's van with the promise of candy. Before he knew

it, he was part of Zach's band and pregnant with his child (by some odd

fluke of biology). In his spare time Simon plays guitar (obsessively),

writes and cures leprosy.